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Monday, March 8, 2010

Mumbai massage parlours the sequel!!

I would be completing my 4 years on the mumbai massage parlour circuit.Today i am going to show what i have learned and observed over these 4 years.I am going to give out a few tips and tricks for people who want to try it and make sure that their first experience is not a terrible one.i am going to put all my experiences and observations in these 4 years in this post.

Well,in mumbai,you will get to see 2 categories of parlours.type One is the fitnes types with flat laid massage tables and lady masseurs with sometimes coats on in booths and the other type two is the salon type where they serve you on an adjustable cushioned chair or lets call it massage chair.

in the type one,you will be asked to pay in the range of 400 to 800 rupees an hour with a choice of oil/cream/powder massage.Here the girls have their limits.They cannot take off their clothes or even flash you.They are mostly made to dress conservatively.The most they can allow you is to fondle their tits and ass from outside.They offer only "handshakes" (handjobs) and often refuse to do french(blowjob).you can stretch them by tempting them with tips.A 200 rupess tip is the most you should offer.Dont be too generous until you really find the girl worthy of it.most of them are ugly with bad facial skin and unattractive features.But they might have nicer boobs and plumper asses.(lets not forget the beer guts).You will be given a handjob for upto 300 rs extra.The rates vary with areas,but i am trying to give you a basic overview.

The type two MP(massage parlour) has girls quality almost same as type one ,but these are made to wear some skimpy clothes with pushup bras.They readily pull their top up and let you fondle their tits,if you are nice and courteous you also get to finger them in the same tip which you have to promise in the beginning.They often tell you their sad stories to squeeze more money from you ,give them all the sympathy but dont give them more than they deserve.Generally all parlours have numbering system,like the girls have their own turn.you can select your own girl by talking to the head or manager there.You can choose the girl you want.If you dont like them ,feel free to leave the parlour politely or make an excuse .Some of these girls are ready to BJ you at around 400 extra which includes tit fondling and playing,pussy fingering and BJ.Many girls prefer Bjs with condoms on,while some of them just do it bare,which is preferred by most of the men.They do spit after sucking your dick which really turns you off.But don bother to tel them that its not good,you dont want to get hygiene lessons from her in the middle of an erect dick.most of the girls never give their real names,so next time you come looking for Sonia ,maybe you will feel that she has undergone plastic surgery like the characters in Ekta Kapoor's serial.But frankly speaking,the girl who served you last times,lied about her name.They dont give their mobile numbers easily.If you repeat them and show them that you are in their awe,you might get lucky.You might be able to find out their real name too.

50% of these girls refuse to kiss properly.But if you keep repeating her and convince her that you never go to other parlour or other girl,she will be more free to kiss you.Some greedy bitches would boast about the expensive gifts their other customers give them,which include mobile phones and sarees and other stuff.Dont fall for it.Its a womans's mastermind.They achieve it since they know about the male ego.Dont try to show how bigger "mard" you are than her other customer by falling for their shit.

These girls often try to know about your profession/business.Show them that you are wrecked and maybe whine about your financial situation.Carry exact amount in your purse so you can actually show it to them at the time of payment how wrecked you are.This way i have managed to squeeze back a 100 from her.Try to be a good listener and gentlemen,that would gain you respect in her eyes and she might do something extra for you for no extra cost.

Dont worry about police raids.Most of these MPs send 80k to 100k every month to local police station.So they do not have a reason to raid them.but beware of some parlours who delay payment and might get a surprise raid.Try to go through the history of the parlour.that youwld help a lot.But dont be scared of police.You never know if the senior Police Inspector of the local police station is enjoying in the next cabin.Those are the greediest fu(ks afterall.

Signs of recognising a parlour.
Most of these parlours of type two are like our normal hair cutting salons but they mention that they are for men and women.They have male barbers sitting outside mostly with girls servicing in the shop inside their booths .

Important tip
Avoid going to a local parlour.You dont want to come across those girls on daily basis or you want to see your neighbors ,known ones to see you going in or coming out of those.Prefer parlours which are litle far from your place and where you might not meet any of your known person.

i would soon review all the parlours i have visited to make an easier path for you.You can check the Midday classifieds for them.Make sure you call before you go.And use my guidelines to understand which category they fall in.You can make your choice.Some like tope one some liek type two.its personal afterall ..isnt it?